1) Today I was perusing a baseball prospect report and came across a pitcher in the Braves' system: Jo-Jo Reyes. Crazy, huh? The fact that there's actually a Jo-Jo out there is enough to make me happy, but Jo-Jo Reyes? He must be, like, King of the Niños!
2) A coworker and I were talking about the banners after we noticed that Jason Kubel had
"Kub's Kid's" and Juan Rincon's banner was super uninspired and said "Rincon's Kids." We started thinking up banners for some of the Twins' newer players and, sorry if this sounds mean, but we came up with one for outfielder Denard Span that just had me laughing all day. Introducing: Denard's Retards! Maybe they can hang that banner upside down too, and they can have Denard Span safety helmet night at the Dome. I know, it's awful of me and I'll burn in Hell, but it still makes me laugh. Yay, Denard, YAAAAY!
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