Friday, August 29, 2008

Gazooks!

Once upon a time, Hulk Hogan told me to take my vitamins. More recently, my doctor told me told me to take my vitamins. Turns out I need more Niacin in my life. Anyway, Flintstones vitamins were on sale, so I am once again a Flinstones kid- strong, and growing.

Usually right before I head out the door for work I pop out a vitamin from the bottle and say, "Looks like it's going to be a (Flintstone character's name) kinda day." I don't know why I say this, I just do. I've been taking these for a little over a week now, and have so far had one "Wilma" day, one "Barney" day, and six or seven "Great Gazoo" days. What the heck? Great Gazoo? F*** Great Gazoo! He's not a caveman! He's like, the wave of the future, and I HATE the wave of the future (see old blog post). Needless to say, it's been a pretty rough week.


Today was a "Dino" day. I have found that "Dino" days are so far much better than "Great Gazoo" days. Probably because everybody except me has the day off so there's no one around to yell at me (imagine Dino; "YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!) ... and I can sit in my cube and blog. A good way to end the week before Labor Day weekend.

1 comment:

  1. save your gazoos for me... i dig that guy. btw, i take centrum silver chewables, no joke. they're the same as centrum, but they have more calcium... plus the old ladies dig it!

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