I went to the grocery store after work to get food for my guts. The checkout lines were pretty long and while we were waiting the guy in front of me turned around to face me, pointed to one of the many magazines that had Jennifer Aniston on the cover and said, "How could you stop sleeping with THAT?"
I was kinda surprised, and replied, "Ummm... I'm not Brad Pitt."
He gave a "Nyu-HYUCK!" kind of laugh and turned around. Hooray.
Then he turned back around and looked over my food, pointed at it and said, "You're like, totally organic!"
I'm not sure what item or items in my cart made him say that. Was it the Cinnamon Toast Crunch? The 2 liter of Sprite? The frozen package of chicken nuggets? I did have a can of corn, so that was probably it. I just shrugged.
There was a short pause before he pointed to his own food (2 items: a roasted chicken and a loaf of bread) and said, "I can make SIX MEALS out of this!"
I pointed to my Cinnamon Toast Crunch and said, "I can make six meals out of THIS."
He gave another "Nyu-HYUCK!" and that was the end of our exchange.
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