Cat Burgler

Taped above the mailboxes in my apartment building was the following note:

On Tuesday I rented a live trap to catch the black kitten who was seen living in our garage. Within 1/2 hour someone stole the trap. I am sad that someone would do that, causing me to incur a $70 rental charge, not to mention that I don't know if that person also has the cat. Please contact apartment ### if you have information.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh. They're sad because of the rental charge for the missing trap and, o yeah, DID YOU ALSO STEAL THE CAT? I have visions of the Janitor from Scrubs creating an army of taxidermied animals.