So a few weeks ago my frisbee team was at the bar and someone had to sneeze and another person said, "Put your arms up!" And we were all like, "What?" and they said "Yeah, you put your arms up for sneezes and your arms straight forward if you have the hiccups!"At first I thought he was just making that up, but then I thought, Hey, man, have I ever seen a zombie with hiccups? F**k no, I haven't. And you know why? Because they hold their arms out straight forward!
That was a couple weeks ago. Just a minute ago I started to hiccup. I hiccupped once, hiccupped twice, remembered to hold my arms out like a zombie, AND THE HICCUPS STOPPED! Hooray for zombies.
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