Last night at Biff's this lady was walking around handing out free samples of ultraSHOT- an energy supplement thing. She said that she liked hers with a shot of tequila, but her husband mixes his with Mountain Dew. (Holy crap! Mixing energy supplements with MOUNTAIN DEW!) We quickly took some samples so she'd go away, but I didn't see anyone actually consume the ultraSHOT. We did read all the fun information on the packet though.Awesome facts about ultraSHOT:
Contains the ingredient "Horny Goat Weed". I looked this up online and found that (quoting a random google website) "according to folklore, horny goat weed's reputed aphrodisiac qualities were discovered when a Chinese goat herder noticed increased sexual activity in his flock after they ingested the weed." So... not just a clever name.
Let's take a look at the daily values. Calories: 1% , Carbs: 1%, Sugars: Crucifix. CRUCIFIX?!
Warnings: The usual "Don't consume if pregnant" one is on there. The funny warning though is that it might cause your skin to turn red. Cool.Their website has pictures of athletes (soccer player, tennis player, etc.) and they all look like they're being struck by lightning.
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