Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ideas Man

Sometimes right before I fall asleep, or when waking up in the middle of the night, I'll come up with some ideas/dreams for stories or poems or blogs (Dream I). I keep a post-it pad and a pen in the top drawer of my nightstand to scratch down these thoughts. Most of the stuff is written down at 4am without my glasses and turns looks like "ircusinopliv". I have no idea what that means, and it bothers me that that particular thought was probably really awesome or original and is lost now. O well. Anyway, some of my New Year's resolutions are to eat healthier and write more, so I've just started the process of copying all my post-it ideas to my computer. I know this isn't a funny post or anything, but just thought I'd share. Please post any cool resolutions of your own.

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  1. yeah, i do the same thing, only mine are legible and usually have a "yes!" or "this is it!" at the end. for example:

    "woman tries to sleep with robot. yes!"

    or

    "a painter paints his own arm into a painting and can't get it out. why hasn't anyone written this yet?!"

    i've heard that waking up next to any ugly chick is a terrible feeling... i have a no ugly chick policy (and i don't drink) so i wouldn't know, but i'm pretty sure these are the literary equivalent of the ugly chick.

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  2. ben, i'm going to ask you this only one time... are you or are you not aware that the bird is the word?

    just yesterday when things were getting stressful at work i was thinking, man i feel like i'm just barely hanging on to the thinnest little branch of a tree. and it's like i don't even have opposable thumbs... like i have paws instead. and i feel kinda of furrly like a cat, but at the same time really cute like a baby cat. and it's like why isn't someone saving me... i'm a cute little kitten hanging on to the tiniest little limb of a tree. and then i think, i just need to hang in there. and you know what, i did, i hung in there. i hung on with the tiniest, little, cutest, hair-covered paws. they should make a poster of me for other peoples' offices... so they can hang in there. you know what i mean?

    --cat

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